queeneverdeen:

have you ever experienced such a plot twist that you go to cover your mouth but you accidentally slap yourself in the face

i have

(Source: daisydarling, via disgustingly-beautiful)

wreck-it-mikey:

imagineyourotp:

Imagine your OTP having a pantry raid

I’M SORRY BUT I MISREAD THAT AS PANTY RAID AND I JUST

(via disgustingly-beautiful)

thisfreakinblackcat:

the-doctors-consulting-detective:

impossibleastronaut:

ooswin:

tumbl-rarity:

slytherlocked:

femtaktfilosofi:

I feel weird if I don’t use Neil Patrick Harris’ full name

#same with Robert Downey Jr

and Joseph Gordon Levitt

and Helena Bonham Carter

Neil Harris, Robert Downey, Joseph Levitt, Helena Carter. Doesn’t that make you uncomfortable?

That makes me so uncomfortable.

YES IT DOES. STOP THAT.

greeneyedlioness:

SO I JUST WENT OUTSIDE AND SCREAMED “OBAMA!!!!!”

BECAUSE I’M OVERWHELMED WITH FEELS

AND IN THE DISTANCE, ALL I HEAR IS A GUY SHOUT BACK

“MICHELLE?”

Is this my potential soul mate? Or a creeper in the night?

(via the-porn-legacy)